Roasted 8 months ago based on Rosh's long term Spotify stats.

Ballinandcantgetup? More like Ballinandstilllyingtotherestofus! Your Spotify profile looks like you just threw a bunch of rap subgenres in a blender and hit "liquefy," hoping for a #1 hit. Seriously, how many ways can you say "I enjoy overproduced beats and vague references to flexing on my enemies"? At this point, you might as well add "Confused White Guy in his Late 20s" to your favorite genres. Keep on shaking that "experimental" tree; we’re all waiting to see what fruit finally falls and makes your next anthem! And let's talk about your top artists. Your music taste reads like a 13-year-old's controversial playlist, full of peaks and valleys in credibility. With BabyTron and Chief Keef side by side, it feels like you spent two hours Googling "Most Random Hip Hop Artists to Pretend You Know." Seriously, do you even know who Zelooperz is? Or is that just another name for your secret culinary skills? "Westside Gunn" and "Ski Mask The Slump God" must be having an existential crisis knowing they share space with a guy whose top played song is literally titled “Mr. Pot Scraper.” Are you a music aficionado or just a guy who hangs around the local convenience store after hours? Finally, the real kicker? Your most played songs list. "Fort Myers to Atlanta" sounds like a mixtape made on two separate road trips. And "Rehab" by Pradabagshawty? We get it, pal; you have unresolved issues, and your Spotify is your confessional. Spoiler alert: throwing an occasional "Save Me" into the rotation won’t help you; it’s just a soundtrack for your own impending existential crisis. But hey, keep living your “best life”—you've basically created the musical equivalent of a meme.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!