Roasted 1 year ago based on Mythic's long term Spotify stats.

Mythic, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a theater kid who got locked in the anime department during a J-Pop convention. We get it, you love a good musical – but less is more! With those favorite genres, it seems like you're trying to fuse your high school drama club past with an unhealthy obsession for Otaku culture. It's like witnessing a trainwreck of feelings and melodies, with each genre fighting to see which one can be more intense and pretentious. Your top artists list is a delightful mix of Broadway's glitter and the sugary overload of J-Pop, but AJR? Really? The only thing they’re "non-stop" at is giving orphaned songs a new meaning—like how to sound like a mix between a middle school talent show and a midlife crisis. You must be on a personal quest to make sure that every music category remains as cringe-worthy as possible. And let's not even start with your top songs, Mythic. "The Dumb Song"? Wow, your Spotify understands your personal branding. It's the first time I've seen someone self-roast in public while still pretending they enjoy it. But hey, props for keeping the Lo-Fi beats on deck; it's the perfect soundtrack for drowning your musical choices in shame while you pretend to study. There’s nothing quite like trying to "study" with a playlist swimming in a sea of angst and anime ballads. You wouldn’t happen to have a “Songs to Cry to in the Shower” playlist, would you? If there's ever a karaoke night where you get to perform “My Shot,” just make sure to tell your friends it’s not a reflection of who you are. Because if it is, we’re all in for an awkward evening filled with heavy sighs, dramatic pauses, and more cringes than a disheveled theater major at closing night.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!