Roasted 4 months ago based on angie's long term Spotify stats.

Angie, your Spotify profile reads like a "How to Overanalyze Your Emotions" manual. I mean, is your heart made of velvet, or are you just trying to reignite your high school crush every time you hit play on those 12 variations of R&B? Dark R&B? Alternative R&B? At this point, you’re just a smoothian walking through life, emotionally unprepared for anything beyond a soft piano chord or a trap beat that’s less about getting lit and more about recalling the one time you got ghosted. Seriously, how many emotional crises do you have to go through to collect this many genres? And the artists? You’ve got enough Toronto artists in your top ten to start a one-city music festival. If your Spotify Wrapped doesn't come out reading “Drake's Therapist” this year, I’m calling it a fluke. I can just picture you now—lost in your feelings like a 2 AM DM slide, listening to Bryson Tiller while clutching your ex's hoodie, as if the answer is hidden in the lyrics of "Not You Too." Girl, you’re almost there; just one more poetic ballad away from writing a thesis on “How to Ruin a Party by Crying in the Corner.” Your top songs might be a great playlist for getting over a breakup—or maybe for inducing one. It’s like a sonic therapy session, but for someone who forgot the session part. “R e s e n t m e n t?” Please, that’s about as creative as having 'R&B vibes' as your Tinder bio. It’s 2023, not 2015; it’s time to step out of your silken sheets and discover some new bops. So don that comfy blanket, hit shuffle, and maybe find a couple of tracks that don’t sound like the soundtrack to an emotional breakdown—unless that’s exactly what you were going for. In which case, carry on, queen!

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