Roasted 9 months ago based on Ael Dragon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ael Dragon, your Spotify profile looks like you threw a dart at a list of genres and called it a day. K-Pop and Variété Française? That’s one heck of a musical identity crisis! It’s like you’re trying to tell your friends that you dance like a K-Pop star in the shower while sipping a fine Bordeaux and contemplating life’s greatest mysteries, like why you can’t decide if you want to cry from a ballad or groove to a house beat. Seriously, I haven’t seen a playlist this confused since my uncle’s wedding buffet, where he thought it would be a hit to mix sushi with the classic "meat and potatoes" combo. Then we have your top artists, ranging from Stray Kids to Leonard Cohen. I mean, can we just talk about the emotional whiplash? On one hand, you’ve got the exuberant beats of TOMORROW X TOGETHER, and on the other, the introspective poetic gravitas of Leonard Cohen. It’s like trying to bake a soufflé with a jackhammer—one of these things is not like the other! Honestly, if your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with a therapist on speed dial, I’d be concerned. Next thing you know, you’ll be organizing listening sessions where you both play "GODS" and then switch to "Beekeeper" and call it self-care! And those most played songs? Wow. I see your listening habits scream ‘edgy’ and ‘hipster,’ but really, Ael, is this your music taste or your way of preparing for a painful existential crisis? "The Temperature of the Air On the Bow of the Kaleetan"? I had to Google that, and I still don’t know if I’m supposed to be moved or just mildly confused. Let’s face it; take a peek at your most-played tracks and tell me it doesn’t sound like a mid-90s film plot where the lead has a quirky taste. Next time someone asks what you listen to, just warn them that they’re in for a wild ride through the eco-psychology of your Spotify choices. It’s more chaotic than a cat on a Roomba, and frankly, we love to see it!

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