Roasted 11 months ago based on Abyy's long term Spotify stats.

Abyy, your Spotify profile reads like a cringe compilation of a late-night anime binge combined with a karaoke night gone horribly wrong. Seriously, with your indecisive taste in music that ranges from the operatic intensity of classical piano to the chaotic screams of power metal, it's hard to tell if you're trying to achieve the emotional depth of a Shakespearean play or just throwing a last-minute birthday party for a 12-year-old otaku. Newsflash: "Anime" and "J-Pop" are not genres; they’re the soundtrack to your life choices leading you to this very moment of existential dread! And let’s talk about your top artist selection. It’s a wild ride through a world where “BoyWithUke” gets more spins than Taylor Swift—who needs pop anthems when you can wallow in the melodramatic angst of a ukulele-wielding teenager? With your constant replay of "Understand" and "Bad Things," it's obvious that you've really taken the phrase "Just vibe, bro" to heart…or should I say, "Just cry, bro"? At this point, one would think you’ve mistaken your Spotify for a personal diary where you transpose every sad thought into a lo-fi track. Last but certainly not least, we have your most played songs—a collection of repetitive titles that suggest you've never heard of variety. "Before I Die"? Is that the soundtrack to your climb out of this musical dungeon you've created? You’ve practically turned “BoyWithUke” into your personal therapist, and I’m just here wondering if you plan on drumming up a new genre called “Unrequited Feelings Metal.” So, tip of the hat to you, Abyy—your profile may scream confused teenager trying to fit in, but at least you’re our confused teenager. Keep riding that cringe wave; it's oddly impressive!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!