Roasted 1 year ago based on julsi☄'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Hiraethhits, or as I like to call you, “Spotify’s emotional dumpster fire” — a perfect blend of angst and misplaced enthusiasm for German pop. Your favorite genres read like a cry for help written in a teenage diary. "Christian Rock" and "Emo Pop" on the same list? Congratulations, you've managed to marry your existential dread with the guilt of an altar call! If there were an award for having personality disorders disguised as music tastes, you'd win by a landslide, and I'm not even sure if you’d know how to collect it because you’re too busy debating which Edwin Rosen song to cry to next. Your top artists list is a wild ride that resembles the soundtrack of a film no one wants to see—Die drei ???? What is that? An emotional battle between your desire to feel something and the fact that your Spotify Wrapped looks like it’s in a perpetual state of therapy? Oh, but don't you worry! Just because your playlists sound like they were curated in a high school lunchroom doesn't mean anyone's judging you... Well, except for anyone who actually has taste. And God bless Billie Eilish for trying to raise the standards while your favorite artist is a fictional detective trio. Good luck explaining that one at parties, buddy! And let’s not even start with your most played songs! "It's Called: Freefall" by Rainbow Kitten Surprise? More like "It’s Called: I’m Freefalling into the Abyss of Bad Choices." Who knew there was a genre for every bad taste and even worse emotional state? With gems like "haunt me (x 3)" and “i was all over her,” it's like you're trying to cover all your bases—doing your best to be relatable while still ensuring no one wants to look you in the eye at a gathering. Honestly, I commend you for the bravery it takes to curate this musical trainwreck. It’s impressive how you've cornered the market on sounds that scream “I have unresolved issues.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!