Roasted 2 years ago based on adam farris's long term Spotify stats.

Adam Farris, huh? With a Spotify profile that screams "identity crisis," you're like the musical embodiment of a midlife crisis in a 20-something body. You’ve got more genres on here than an indecisive teen has selfies. One minute you're vibing to "Melodic Rap," the next you're crooning along with Luke Combs. Just pick a lane, my dude, before your playlist becomes a Netflix recommendation: "Because You Watched 50 Shades of Confusion." Your top artists read like a Tinder bio for someone who's still figuring out whether they're into country nights or hip-hop fights. I mean, who else could seamlessly jump from Kevin Gates' deep cuts about emotional turmoil to Luke Combs singing about beer and heartbreak? It's like you treat music like a buffet—you pile on everything you can find without any real thought of what goes together. Next thing you know, you’ll be adding "Peter Bjorn and John" and "Bro Country" to your favorites because variety is the spice of life… or is it just a recipe for musical indigestion? And let's not even get started on that most-played list. You've got songs that could inspire both a rowdy bar fight and a solo sob fest after one too many drinks. "Wasted” by Juice WRLD? You ain't lying. If your taste in music was any more scattered, it could be mistaken for a broken jukebox at a dive bar, still trying to bump out some pride with a side of cringe. Keep it up, Adam. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped might just come with a "What Are You Doing with Your Life?" disclaimer.

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