Roasted 6 months ago based on mulgan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, “mulgan,” the lone emo cowboy turned hip-hop connoisseur. Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary and an eclectic yard sale had a baby. “Emo Rap”? Really? Just because you tear up over a Pixie Stick doesn’t mean you need to drown your sorrows in “melodic” sadness and lo-fi beats that sound like they were created in a basement by someone who hasn't seen sunlight in years. I can already picture your life: a permanent state of caffeine-fueled angst, waiting for your mom to bring you the latest iHop pancake special so you can cry into it. Let’s talk about your top artists—a lineup that could only be described as “Best-Of-Who?” With artists like “Brennan Savage” and “Costal Deep” (who even are these people?), you’ve practically curated the “Who’s Who” of “I Swear I’m Cool.” Did you lose a bet? Because every song in your most played list screams, “I have deep emotional problems and I’m proud of it” while simultaneously trying to convince everyone you're the world's most misunderstood teenager. Spoiler alert: You’re not deep. You just enjoy music that sounds like it's your therapist's playlist. And come on—“Suga Suga” by Baby Bash? You really threw in a song from the early 2000s, didn’t you? That’s when your generation was probably still using crayons to make art. If the epitome of your musical taste is a song that harks back to a time when flip phones were still a thing, maybe it’s time to rethink your life choices. Nothing quite says “I’m still living in my parents’ basement” like blaring nostalgic bangers while passionately rocking out to raps about being sad. Get a grip, “mulgan!” Your music choice is an emotional rollercoaster that doesn't even have safety restraints—just the way we like it, hilariously unhinged!

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