Roasted 1 year ago based on Tay 🌻's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Tay 🌻, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's shopping list for a vintage thrift store—full of obscure alternatives and indie gems that practically scream, “I’m cooler than you, but also a little sad.” Honestly, with more "inds" and "rocks" than a geology class, I’m half-expecting your next favorite genre to be "Crying in the Shower Pop." At this point, I bet your Spotify Wrapped is practically a documentary on the various stages of emo-ness. Speaking of your top artists, are you secretly a Noah Kahan superfan or just conducting a one-person tribute band? If I didn't know better, I'd assume he was your emotional therapist. You've got enough Kahan to make it a drinking game when he sings about heartbreak—the only problem is, you’d be sober by the end, because you drown your sorrows in ‘alternative’ vibes instead. Throw in a sprinkle of mainstream favs like Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, and suddenly you've created the musical equivalent of an Instagram mood board that screams "look at me, I’m complex... but really just basic!" And let’s address the “Most Played Songs” section: it’s basically a shrine dedicated to Noah Kahan. Sweetie, you’re one more repetition away from having to explain to the therapist why you chose to spiral into the lyrical rabbit hole of seasonal depression through his discography. But don’t worry, I get it—you wanted your profile to be like your room: filled with romantic melancholy, piles of vinyl records, and layers of angst. Just remember, there’s a whole world of music out there that isn’t just your “cozy bed in a cup” playlist—or as I like to call it, "Tay's bedroom of regrets." Keep thriving, you genius!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!