Roasted 5 months ago based on zuzka :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Zuzka, the only person I know who could make a playlist that sounds like a dramatic therapy session in a high school cafeteria. Your Spotify tastes read like a BuzzFeed quiz — “Which Excruciatingly Emotionally Fragile Theater Kid Are You?” You’ve got more musicals in your favorites than an actual Broadway stage, which makes me wonder if you’ve ever stepped outside or if your social interaction comes solely from belting “Rent” at karaoke. You know how they say music is a reflection of the soul? Honey, your soul is auditioning for a role in "Cry Me a River: The Musical." Your top artists are a real mixed bag, like if a dramatic high school theater club got their hands on a Spotify account. P!nk is there as a throwback reminder of your rebellious teenage years, while the Glee Cast suggests that you’ve never truly left that awkward high school phase behind. Ben Platt and Lin-Manuel Miranda? You’ve practically built a shrine to the Broadway boys. I get it—your inclination toward musicals is cute, but it's also a blatant cry for help. Next time someone asks about your music taste, just shamefully admit you’ve been in a civil union with your Spotify. And let’s take a moment to appreciate your “Most Played” section, particularly that charming collection of songs that scream, “I’m either a hopeless romantic or I need serious emotional intervention.” “Dead Girl Walking”? You sure that title doesn’t describe your social life? And “Monster” from "Frozen"? What kind of wholesome Disney character are you trying to reference while simultaneously tapping into your inner angst? It feels like your Spotify is one therapy session away from performing an intervention on you over a good cup of chamomile tea. But hey, keep on curating that soundtrack for the angstiest one-woman show the world has ever seen.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!