Roasted 1 year ago based on jordanonu's long term Spotify stats.

Jordanonu, your Spotify profile is a musical buffet, and somehow you’ve managed to serve us gourmet K-Pop dishes while leaving the rest of the meal cold and ignored. I mean, when your top artists list reads like a schedule for a cultural exchange program in Seoul, you can’t help but wonder if you’ve accidentally tuned into a K-drama instead of curating ‘your’ taste in music. SEVENTEEN may have more songs on your playlist than you have friends, but buddy, you might want to look up from your digital screen and actually mingle with real humans—those aren’t the ones you're taking to the prom. Your love for K-Rap and Bedroom Pop suggests that you're confused between wishing to live out your wildest rap dreams or retreating to a cozy blanket fort with a pint of ice cream. The fact that you like Baroque Pop, yet still rock out to Pop Punk gives off serious identity crisis vibes, like a toddler wearing a superhero cape and a tiara. And can we talk about your most played songs? You've played SEVENTEEN so much, they're probably starting to think you're their unofficial fifth member. Do you even hear other artists, or do you just scream “Let’s go again!” like your Spotify is a karaoke machine? Finally, your eclectic taste could be seen as a unique fingerprint on the music world, if only that fingerprint didn’t look like it was smudged with angst and an unhealthy obsession with boy bands. You've got Taylor Swift giving you emotional support, along with the entire K-Pop industry, while you cling to your Emo phase like it’s the last available piece of pizza at a party—sad and desperate. After all, there’s no shame in enjoying a mash-up of genres, but when your playlist starts sounding like an indecisive teenager’s mood swings, maybe it’s time to hit shuffle and find an actual identity, or at least a decent therapist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!