Roasted 6 months ago based on ~savraj~'s long term Spotify stats.
Ah, ~savraj~, the musical connoisseur with a profile that screams “I’ve just googled the word 'Phonk'!” Your love for Brazilian phonk triples down on a genre that can only be described as the soundtrack to a midlife crisis experienced by a teenager. Let's face it: one more obscure subgenre and your Spotify might just implode into a black hole of cringe. Who knew “Trap Funk” wasn’t a typo for “Trapped in Funky Hell”? Sounds like your playlist is the unsuccessful lovechild of a hipster and a boombox left out in the rain. Your top artists read like the lineup for an underground cave rave that went horribly wrong. I mean, who needs Drake or Dua Lipa when you can proudly jam to “VALORANT”? That's right — nothing says "great taste in music" like browsing through your gaming playlist where the beat drops harder than your social life. And let’s not even get started on your most played tracks; you’ve got more “!” than real emotional depth in those songs. “SMOKE IT OFF!” is ironically the advice you should've taken concerning this selection. You know music is good when even the exclamation marks have lost hope. And finally, ~savraj~, with influences like 6ix9ine and the sheer audacity to put a song titled "ICEWHORE!" on repeat, I believe you're at war with your own music taste. It’s like your playlist is a culinary disaster where Brazilian flavors meet the regrettable attempts of a white guy trying to rap. At this point, I’d suggest a musical intervention because the only thing more tragic than your track choices is the fact that you’ve somehow convinced yourself this is a vibe. Honestly, it looks like your Spotify profile is the perfect representation of living life on shuffle—just a chaotic mess of hits, misses, and moments best forgotten.
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