Roasted 3 months ago based on prod's long term Spotify stats.

Hey prod, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a colorful unicorn that just discovered it’s allergic to happiness. Delve deeper into your top genres—Breakcore and Hyperpop? Congratulations, you’ve officially graduated from the School of Noise Pollution with a minor in Anime Soundtrack Cringe. It’s like you took a club of misfit sounds and tossed them in a blender, then hit "liquefy" just to see what would happen. Spoiler alert: it’s not a pretty sight. Let’s talk about your favorite artists. SEGA SOUND TEAM, huh? Did you just hop out of a time machine to relive your childhood gaming mistakes? And “femtanyl”? With a name like that, I can only assume you’re wandering through life either on a dangerous trip or just, uh, prone to dark humor and questionable decisions. Not to mention, if the sound of “Vocaloid” doesn’t make your parents question your life choices, nothing will. Seriously, how else are you planning to alienate every friend you have left? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. With titles like “NASTYWERKKKK!” and “depressed hermit girl touches grass,” it’s like you’re trying to convince everyone that you’re the deep and misunderstood soul of alternative noise. Newsflash! You’re not a wattpad protagonist; you're just one "PUFF!" away from an existential crisis where even the synthetic beats are reconsidering their life choices. If you’re aiming for a vibe, let me tell you, you’ve hit a dumpster fire—and it’s not even a cute one!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists