Roasted 7 months ago based on LackingOfSleep's long term Spotify stats.

LackingOfSleep? More like "LackingOfOriginality." Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school goth’s tragic coming-of-age film—only with less charm and more existential dread. With a music taste that alternates between screaming in the darkness and weeping in a plaid flannel, it’s clear you’re trying to convince the world you’re edgy. But sweetheart, we all know you were just that kid at the back of the class, doodling dark lyrics in your notebook while everyone else was partying like it’s 1999. Your genres are basically a meltdown of forgotten subcultures. “Queercore” and “Riot Grrrl” are almost artistic declarations, but I can’t help but feel you use them to justify your vinyl collection that probably doubles as a throw pillow. And let’s talk about your top artists—who knew “Lesbian Bed Death” would provide the soundtrack to a life so devoid of sleep and companionship? It’s like your playlist was curated during a particularly moody bout of insomnia. I’d say you’ve really nailed the sound of crickets chirping alone in a dark room, but that might be giving you too much credit. Your most played songs reveal more about your life than you’d probably prefer. “Groan” by “Dazey and the Scouts”? How fitting—your daily groan must echo through the halls of your existence. And “Kiss Me Girl” by “Hands Off Gretel”? I can see why you relate; it’s tough to get a kiss when you’ve got an aura of perpetual sleep deprivation and fashion choices that say, “I haven’t seen the sun in three weeks.” But don’t worry, with such delightful chaos in your playlists, you might just succeed in convincing us that you’re living your best life…just as long as that life remains a chaotic, sleep-deprived, music-induced nightmare.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists