Roasted 2 years ago based on bordinpeter's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, BordinPeter, with your favorite genres listing looking like a Wikipedia page for “How to be a Midlife Crisis,” it’s hard to believe your music taste isn’t a desperate plea for help. You’ve got everything from J-Pop to Punk—this isn’t eclectic; this is a musical identity crisis. It’s like you decided to take a walk through the record store and threw darts at every shelf. I'm half expecting your Spotify profile to come with a side of avocado toast and a yoga mat. Let’s talk about your top artists. I see you proudly flaunting BAND JA NAIMON! MAXX NAKAYOSHI like you just discovered them 30 minutes ago on TikTok. And Dream Theater—nothing says “I peaked in high school” like trying to relive your glory days through overly complex progressive metal. By the way, “Arctic Monkeys” called; they want their cool factor back, but they can’t seem to find it after it got tangled up in your “Idol Rock” phase. Let’s face it, you’re still just an overambitious kid looking for an excuse to wear skinny jeans and not get carded at Hot Topic. Your most played songs? Wow. It’s as if you took "let’s see how far I can go to confuse my friends about my personality" to the next level. “Piledriver Waltz” followed by what feels like an ancient Japanese chant by BAND JA NAIMON!? It’s like your Spotify is trying to put together the musical version of a romantic comedy where the lead guy has multiple personalities. The only thing we’re more confused about than your song choices is why people keep asking you if you’ve ever heard of something called "mainstream." Spoiler alert: your playlist is the best argument for just hitting shuffle and praying for a miracle!

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