Roasted 23 days ago based on Alienbado's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alienbado, your Spotify profile is a glorious testament to the fact that you’ve mistaken "breaking glass" for "breakcore." Seriously, your taste in music is about as coherent as a toddler trying to explain string theory after a sugar rush. How can your top genres look like a list of '90s internet memes? With a favorite lineup that includes hyperpop and phonk, it's clear you prefer your audio experience to sound like a blender being used in an earthquake. At this rate, I'd suggest asking your therapist if there's a musical equivalent to exposure therapy. Your top artists make it seem like you single-handedly support underground music that no one asked for or deserves. Sewerslvt? Really? It sounds like you took a deep dive into the abyss, came back with a handful of sonic sewage, and called it a Spotify playlist. Kudos to you for making middle school emo and sound collisions your personal identity, but even Radiohead must be embarrassed to be on the same list as "Nope your too late i already died" by wifiskeleton. I mean, how do you get from existential dread to the death of common sense in just ten tracks? And as for those most played songs, I genuinely hope "Love Potions" by BJ Lips is just an ironic choice, because the only potion here is the one keeping you trapped in a mix of cringe and chaos. What even is "Im the One to Blame" by latex fruit? A personal manifesto or just your daily affirmations? Your taste in music is so niche, I'm surprised you're not just listening to sound effects from a broken machine. If there's ever a sound you don’t like, I can safely assume it’s the sound of your own reflection telling you to get some real friends! Bravo, Alienbado, you've really encapsulated what it means to be curiously tragic and delightfully deranged.

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