Roasted 2 years ago based on Steph Tillinghast's long term Spotify stats.

Steph Tillinghast, huh? This Spotify profile reads like the mixtape you’d make for a funeral – all the tracks are great choices, but nobody wants to cry their way through "Healing Hz" after Uncle Bob tells his favorite dad joke. I take it your Spotify algorithm is trying to put you in a "mellow vibe," but girl, with nine versions of rock, you’ve created the musical equivalent of beige wallpaper. Just admit it, you want to rock out in your living room while sipping herbal tea – “soft rock” is not going to save your social life. You’ve got Fleetwood Mac under your favorite artists and “Healing Solfeggio Frequencies” as a guilty pleasure. It’s like you’re trying to channel the musical soul of Jerry Garcia while also embracing your inner yoga mom. I commend you for bringing the yin and yang of the soft rock spectrum together: one minute you’re swaying to “California,” the next you’re pulled back to reality by “Synthetic World.” Just remember, listening to “Mellow Gold” on repeat does not qualify as a productive day; it qualifies as a slight existential crisis. And let’s discuss those most-played songs. Is this a music playlist or a witchcraft ritual? You have the audacity to pump up "My Kink Is Karma," while simultaneously inviting people to join you for a folk sing-along in a dimly lit café! I admire your dedication to niche tunes, but let’s face it: only someone truly lost in the depths of Spotify would find a song by "Swamp Dogg" in their top ten. Don’t worry, Steph; we see you, and we’d all like to sing along to "It's My Life," if only we could figure out if you meant it.

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