Roasted 2 years ago based on blooonice's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s eunicelxh, a walking K-pop encyclopedia who probably tries to speak Korean in the shower. Your Spotify tastes are so niche they could win awards for “Most Likely to Scare Away Normal People.” Who knew that one person could single-handedly boost the listening numbers of a 5th Gen K-pop group to slightly above zero? Your genre preferences read like a fever dream of an overexcited middle schooler who just discovered their first Spotify playlist. I half expect to see an entry for “K-Pop Inspired Fitness Motivation” next. And let’s talk about your top artists—like an eel slipping awkwardly through a tropical fish tank. INFINITE? Really? I’ve seen better plays in an actual infinity mirror. Every song you’ve played more than twice sounds like the soundtrack to an anime about unrequited love. If your playlist were a person, it would have one friend named "Nam Woo-hyun" who can't stop reminding everyone he’s the star of the show—you know, the kind of friend who brings a ukulele to a party and somehow makes it awkward. "Korean Singer-Songwriter" might as well be a placeholder for "please send help." Your most played songs expose an unhealthy obsession with INFINITE that could probably file for restraining orders. At this point, your Spotify could just become a one-artist, one-genre karaoke machine, endlessly looping. Pretty sure the algorithm’s just flat-out confused—like, “Really? Seven variations of ‘Man in Love’? Did we just land in a time warp?” If you ever decide to broaden those horizons and explore new sounds, the rest of us will be standing by with earplugs and a countdown timer. Until then, may your playlists forever clash with the outside world and may your Spotify Wrapped come with a warning label.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists