Roasted 6 months ago based on Emily's long term Spotify stats.

Emily, your Spotify profile is like a Sunday church service that ran way too long – great intentions but absolutely no one’s coming back for the encore. With a lineup that reads more like a Bible study pamphlet than an actual playlist, it’s clear that you’ve traded in your secular jams for a heavenly host of wholesome tunes. If "Jesus take the wheel" was a Spotify playlist, this would be it – and I can only imagine Him rolling His eyes so hard, they might just pop out of His head. I gotta hand it to you, though. You’ve got more "Hillsong" on your top artists list than Hillsong has members in their choir. It's like if the church band got together to form a supergroup – and you managed to pull every track that didn’t make the cut. If your Spotify was a potluck, it would be a table filled with only fruit salads and casseroles made from quinoa because heaven forbid someone brings anything remotely enjoyable. With those favorites, I half expect to see "Pray for my taste" tattooed on your forehead. And let's talk about your most-played songs: "God Made Me"? More like "God, What Were You Thinking?" If your playlists were a prayer, every listener would be begging for divine intervention. At this point, your Spotify account should come with a warning label that says "Caution: May induce introspection and feelings of guilt." Emily, we get it—your soul is saved, but can someone please save your playlist?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!