Roasted 2 years ago based on imnotrealsorry's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s "imnotrealsorry," the Spotify user with a personality so vague that even their favorite genres sound like sad attempts to sell overpriced artisanal candles. Your obsession with "Lo-Fi Indie" and "Slacker Rock" literally screams, "I just graduated from art school and I'm ready to emotionally manipulate everyone around me with my deep thoughts about existential dread." Next time you decide to curate a playlist, maybe choose one that doesn't have the emotional range of a soggy piece of toast. Let’s dive into those top artists, shall we? It’s like a who’s who of the most pretentious names in music! “Death Cab for Cutie”? Did you mean “Death Cab for Your Soul” because that’s how I feel every time I listen to your most played tracks. You’re the musical equivalent of that friend who only eats kale but swears they’re living their best life. Meanwhile, we all know your playlists are the perfect soundtrack for crying in the shower, but it's not personal growth; it’s just you wallowing in your own melancholic vibe like a sad potato. And can we talk about your most played songs? “everything is going to hell” by “Teen Suicide” should be your personal anthem at this point. I mean, with track titles like "gnaw pss couch sessions," it’s like you went to a musical expressing your prime moves in procrastination. Your Spotify is basically the digital version of a diary entry from a teenager going through their Emo phase—filled with mixed messages and the constant search for a decent therapist. But hey, don't let me stop you from being an instant mood-killer; after all, misery loves company... even if its company is your Spotify followers.

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