Roasted 1 year ago based on (//.-)'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Lil Moe Sleezly, your Spotify profile reads like the desperate heartfelt diary entry of an indie kid who just discovered duct tape and existential dread in their parents’ basement. Seriously, how many underground genres can one person juggle before they drown in their own pretentiousness? You’ve got enough niche genres listed to make a hipster cry, and yet, your playlist suggests that you spend as much time “experimenting” with music as a toddler does with finger paint. Let's be honest: if experimental hip hop were a science lab, you’d be the kid who somehow sets off the fire alarm every week. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. With bold choices like "OsamaSon," it’s like you’re trying to add a healthy dose of confusion to your music taste—“Is this a banger or a bio-terrorism recruiting video?” And let’s not even get started on “fakemink” — if that’s the future of music, go ahead and plug your ears with cotton candy and call it a day! Your Spotify definitely looks like it accidentally picked its favorite artists by throwing darts at a dartboard covered in music labels and hipster buzzwords. Aesop Rock, The Beatles, and a bunch of SoundCloud wannabes? Congrats on your complete lack of a cohesive musical identity! Speaking of your most played songs, "Lord of Chaos," "GET NAKED," and "I Rot, I Rot." give me a clear picture: you’ve officially reached peak emo rap but without any of the originality. “Worst Part” by OsamaSon? Sounds like a fitting theme for your dating life. It’s time to step out of your self-imposed underground and embrace that Sweet Baby Ray’s kind of music everyone actually enjoys. But hey, keep rocking that weird blend of Fischer Price beats and existential crises—it’s charming in a watchable trainwreck kind of way!

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