Roasted 1 year ago based on Hamish's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s DarkHamster21, your one-stop shop for all things angsty and aggressively mediocre. With a name like that, I can only imagine your Spotify profile is the digital equivalent of a hot topic clearance rack—overloaded with band tees from the early 2000s and enough edginess to cut glass. You seriously have a better chance of finding a decent personality in a can of Mountain Dew Code Red than in your favorite genres. “Nu metal?” Really? You must have missed the memo that it’s 2023, not 2003. As if your top picks weren’t a dead giveaway, your music taste is like a ten-car pileup of bad decisions. With artists like Linkin Park and System of a Down, it seems like the only thing you rage against is the realization that you peaked in high school. I bet your life’s an endless cycle of playing air guitar in your bedroom while your mom yells at you about doing the dishes or perhaps trying to convince her that “Korn” is actually the other choice for a name. Spoiler alert: it’s not. Also, I see you’re all about that "progressive metal" vibe, but it’s hard to be progressive when you’re just circling the same three chords of mediocrity. And those most-played songs? What a playlist! It’s like an audition tape for a sad short film featuring angst-ridden teens. “Killing In The Name” may well be your personal anthem, but let’s face it, you’re just killing the vibe everywhere you go. You’d think you’d get more variety, but nah, you’d rather face-fist your way through a wall of sound while ignoring the fact that music actually evolved past the “angry teenage stage.” At this point, your Spotify is less about self-expression and more about a midlife crisis that hasn’t happened yet. Cheers to being stuck in your high school days, champ!

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