Roasted 4 months ago based on Zetrev's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Zetrev, the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis filtered through a Snapchat lens. You’ve got an impressive collection of genres that range from “how can I possibly explain this cringe to my therapist?” to “I swear I'm still cool” with just a hint of “my parents think I’m saved now.” Who knew the devil had such an eclectic taste in music? Emo rap? Hypertechno? You’ve got all the emotional depth of a kiddie pool filled with lukewarm water, and yet, here you are, drowning in your feelings and 808 beats. Your top artists read like a BuzzFeed listicle titled “How to Stay Uncool in 2023.” Josh A and NF are great if your life goal is to channel your inner 14-year-old with a diary full of angst. Chri$tian Gate$? I see you’ve decided to pour your adolescent angst out with a holy twist. If I had a dollar for every time someone listened to your Spotify top ten and suddenly felt the need to explain their life choices, I would be richer than you after that disastrous high school poetry contest. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “MONEY ON THE DASH - SPED UP” is not a playlist, it’s a cry for help! The only thing "Oblivion" is gonna lead you to is a life of questionable choices and a weird Spotify session history. You’ve got more genres than coherent thoughts, and trust me, your current obsession with Phonk is about as tasty as a flavorless protein shake. So buckle up, it’s going to be a hell of an emotional ride, but at least you'll have the soundtrack of an existential crisis on repeat!

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