Roasted 1 year ago based on lisi🪡's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lisi! Your Spotify profile is an emotional rollercoaster I’m not sure whether to ride or throw up on. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a therapy session, but let’s be honest: if “emo rap” can bring you emotional clarity, you might want to consider a different therapist. Does your Spotify come with a side of angst and a box of tissues? Because it looks like you’re one deep dive into “dark trap” away from composing a full-blown tragic opera about your cat who doesn’t even like you. And don’t get me started on your top artists. It’s like a bad breakup just spilled its guts all over your playlist. Between $uicideboy$, XXXTENTACION, and Radiohead, I can’t decide if you’re mourning lost love or just constructing an emotional fortress made out of tiny, sad bricks. Honestly, is “The Weeknd” just too upbeat for you? Or is this an elaborate scheme to see how much heartbreak you can hypothetically collect before qualifying for a self-help book deal? Future bestseller: “How to Be Depressed but Still Vibe”. Your most played songs give me whiplash; it's like you can’t decide if you want to cry into your pillow or throw a wild angst-ridden mosh pit in your living room! From Joji’s slow-dancing sorrow to the vibrant chaos of “Keisha & Becky - Remix,” it’s like dark academia meets fantasy rave. Who knew heartbreak could be so versatile? Just let us know if you ever decide to stop switching gears and settle on a musical identity or if, you know, pitifully sad tracks are just your emotional crutch for all those existential crises you haven’t told anyone about.

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