Roasted 6 months ago based on Zak's long term Spotify stats.

Zak, it’s impressive how you managed to pick so many genres that sound like a middle school project on global music trends. Your Spotify profile reads like a "World Music for Dummies" handbook, with a sprinkle of "What’s Hot on TikTok" making up the rest. I’ve got to hand it to you, though; you’ve successfully created a playlist that’s as confused as your sense of style. So many sub-genres, Zak, it’s like you were afraid to choose just one and decided to launch a musical identity crisis instead. Your top artists list is a chaotic mix of legends and tracks you only half-remember from those “deep cuts” TikTok videos. PARTYNEXTDOOR? More like PARTYNEXTDOORDEPRESSED. And while I love that you’ve thrown in Aaliyah to make it look like you have taste, she's probably rolling in her grave every time someone hits play on your bizarre round-up of UK grime and Afrofusion. Seriously, how do you manage to listen to Drake's whiny lyrics while also vibing to the intense beats of UK Drill? It’s like mixing heavy metal with elevator music—no one knows why, but here we are! Your most played songs? They read like a sad attempt at nostalgia for a high school prom that never happened. I mean, “Riptide”? Really? That track is so overplayed it makes me question the authenticity of your Spotify account. And let's not forget “Promiscuous” by Nelly Furtado, which serves as a reminder that your playlist is just an excuse for you to reminisce about the days when you had more than one date a year. If Spotify were a dating app, your profile would be the virtual equivalent of a hard “no.” Get a grip on your musical identity, Zak; otherwise, your playlist might just start charging you rent for how much attention it’s asking for!

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