Roasted 1 year ago based on ღ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's saaraa ღ, the living embodiment of “I can't decide what I like, so I just like everything!” Your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet, except the only thing anyone leaves with is indigestion. One minute you're deep in the trenches of K-Pop, the next you're cruising through the gritty streets of Brooklyn Drill. Did you just meme your way over here, or are you actually trying to cultivate a personality? Because right now, you sound like a person who stormed a record store blindfolded and just grabbed everything that felt “vibe-y.” And your top artists? Honey, at this point, it's like you’ve created a bingo card for hipster culture. You’ve got The Weeknd for the sophisticated nights and then call in Travis Scott to handle your low-quality, questionable decisions. And let’s not forget your metal relationship with Metro Boomin! If he sees you in a lineup, he'll probably hand you a restraining order for the amount you’ve streamed him. Poor Tory Lanez, though – he barely gets a peek before you slide right back to your beloved K-Pop boy band. Do you even know what genre you want to be in, or is this just the soundtrack to your existential crisis? As for your most played songs, I haven’t seen such a chaotic energy since the last time I watched a cat try to catch its own tail. “Goosebumps” right after “Around Me”? Your playlist is also scaring me: it’s like a DJ took a shot of espresso and a decade’s worth of vibes, then vomited it into four clusters of Spotify’s algorithm. I almost feel for Frank Ocean – he's chilling at number ten like, “How did I end up in this mess?” Here's an idea: why not put your Spotify on shuffle for a bit? There’s a chance you might unearth something that doesn’t make me question your life choices. But then again, where’s the fun in that?

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