Roasted 2 years ago based on florixty's long term Spotify stats.

Florixty, your Spotify profile is a patchwork quilt of genres so obscure they make a hipster coffee shop look like a mainstream convenience store. "Trancecore" and "Nintendocore"? Wow, you really dove down the rabbit hole of musical experimentation, or was it more of a drunken stumble into a club where everyone is wearing neon and pixelated accessories? If "Post-Post-Hardcore" is the sound of existential dread after a bad breakup, then you’ve officially hit the creativity jackpot. Honestly, at least we know what to expect from your taste – a sonic experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel factory on a roller coaster. Your favorite artists list is a masterclass in "who?" Seriously, did you pick these names out of a hat while blindfolded? Mr.Kitty sounds like a YouTube channel you’d find when searching for cat videos after a 4 AM cry session. "Electric Callboy"? Sounds more like a cyberpunk-themed babysitter than a music artist. And "СТРУКТУРА ЩАСТЯ"? I feel like I need an English degree just to decode your tastes – it’s like a scavenger hunt where you’re the only one who knows the map. Are you trying to start an underground cult that requires a Ph.D. in avant-garde sounds just to get past the doorbell? Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a B-grade horror movie where the protagonist wanders aimlessly through a dark forest of playlists. "Phoenix Down - Zardonic Remix"?! Buddy, the last time I heard a title that convoluted, I was getting lectured in a college course on surrealism. And your most played tracks for the last 10 months scream, “I really need to seek help,” more than they scream, “I have taste.” Keep exposing your ears to this cacophonous chaos, my friend; I just hope you have insurance for the inevitable damage to your sanity.

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