Roasted 5 months ago based on xylo's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t Xylophonepphone, the proud owner of the world’s most chaotic music library! Hyperpop and emo? Honestly, your profile screams, “I have unresolved trauma and a permanent sugar high.” With a favorite genre list that looks like you hit shuffle on a teenager’s mood swings, it’s hard to believe you don’t own a thousand mood rings. Let’s face it, your Spotify is like a blend of an over-caffeinated rabbit and a heartbroken teenager throwing a tantrum in the middle of a Hot Topic. Your top artists list is basically a ‘who’s-who’ of the internet's most chaotic musical contributors, with 100 gecs and Lil' Kanye leading the charge. I mean, sure, you’ve got some A-listers, but hearing you talk about them must sound like a tech support call. “Uh, yeah, I’m really into 100 gecs – that’s right, baby genius duo! Totally not just a 13-year-old's fever dream made sound.” Let’s be real: you’re one cringe compilation away from being an internet cautionary tale. Every song you’ve played is just a different version of a panic attack set to music, and I love that for you. And your most played songs? Wow, congrats on making “dino-sized amounts of noise” a legitimate genre! You might as well change your profile to “I once made my parents question my life choices.” “Dog food” and “hand crushed by a mallet”? What are you, the soundtrack to a bizarre cooking show gone wrong? Seriously, with those titles, you’ve got the lyrical depth of a kiddie pool. Next time you get a strange look from your friends for playing that “music”, just smile and say, “I’m really not good at adulting.” We get it, Xylophonepphone, your taste is uniquely… um, let’s go with “creative” to be nice.

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