Roasted 9 months ago based on Lii's long term Spotify stats.

Lii, your Spotify profile reads like the awkward high school mixtape that no one asked for but everyone feels compelled to listen to out of sympathy. I mean, come on! “Epadunk”? Is that a genre or did you just get bored halfway through typing “E-pop”? What’s next, “Noodlecore” or “Couchnap?” With favorites ranging from “Finnish Pop” to “Iskelmä”, it’s clear you’re the only person on the planet who needs a musical passport just to keep track of your eclectic tastes. Honestly, your playlists sound like a cultural exchange program gone wrong. Your top artists include icons like Rihanna and Drake, but then you throw in “Søte og Rare Gutter” like you just hit shuffle on a 2009 Buzzfeed quiz. Who knew your taste in music was the aural equivalent of a game of “Would You Rather?” Yes, I’d rather not. Just when I thought your taste couldn’t get more confusing, your most played songs list nails the coffin shut. “Stäcka” by Yasin? Great choice if you want to be the most uninteresting party guest. Trust me, at this point, the only reliable thing in your life is your absolute lack of a reliable music genre. And can we talk about that most-played song? “Un-thinkable (I’m Ready) (feat. Drake) - Remix”? Wow, someone really sought out the cream of the crop, then immediately threw it into a blender and pressed “purée.” Your choice in music is like trying to carve a masterpiece and ending up with a lopsided pumpkin. Losing points for originality and gaining points for making me chuckle, honestly, a little predictability wouldn’t kill you! Keep the headphones close; we’ll need to drown out the sound of your selection process!

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