Roasted 2 years ago based on Natalie Moilanen's long term Spotify stats.

Natalie Moilanen, you really can't make up your mind, can you? It’s like you've taken a musical buffet and just smorgasborded a setlist of indecisiveness. One minute you’re drowning in the sunny melodies of "Indie Pop," and the next, you're deep in your "Melancholia" playlist, binging tracks like they’re Netflix series. Are you going for a mood swing, or is that just the mood of your Spotify account? Let me guess—your emotions change faster than your favorite artists can drop albums. Looking at your top artists, it’s as if you Googled "Crying Females" and then built a playlist around it. Taylor Swift and Fiona Apple? So groundbreaking—no one has ever dared to combine lyrical angst with the allure of heartbreak before! We get it, you love a good sob story. But can we talk about "$uicideboy$"? You’re either the saddest pop lover alive or you just don’t know whether to pout to Mitski or rap along to dark beats. Newsflash: both don’t pair well in a mood playlist that screams, “I accidentally left Netflix on while contemplating my life choices.” And seriously, can we talk about your most played songs? It's like Fiona Apple lost a fight with Lucy Dacus and all that's left are her paper-bagged emotions scattered throughout your playlists. How many times do we need to revisit ‘Night Shift’ to make your roommate consider a career in music therapy? Your Spotify profile is like a cry for help in the form of clicks and streams. Next time someone asks what your vibe is, just hand them your phone and let them witness this melodramatic symphony—or maybe, just download a little Sunflower by Post Malone to cheer yourself up!

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