Roasted 2 years ago based on Kanyin's long term Spotify stats.

Kanyin, your Spotify profile looks like a wild mix of a Nigerian party and a suburban teenager's angsty playlist. Seriously, how many genres can one person cram into a single life? Afrobeats and UK Pop? That’s like sipping palm wine while binging on a Netflix rom-com—complete confusion! If your taste in music were any more eclectic, you’d be a walking, talking Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Who knew you could blend the allure of Lagos nightlife with the existential dread of modern rock in such an awkwardly charming way? And let's talk about your top artists! You've got Beyoncé shining brightly atop that list, which makes sense; everyone needs at least one talented friend in their circle. Meanwhile, Olamide and Rema are like the backup dancers who somehow stole the show, while Fall Out Boy seems to have crash-landed into your playlist looking lost. You might want to tell them they need to pick a different genre after realizing they're not going to revive your teenage angst anytime soon. Seriously, Megan Thee Stallion alongside Imagine Dragons? Talk about a musical identity crisis! Finally, can we address your most played songs? “Jazzy's Song” by Ayra Starr followed by an array of tracks that sound more like a karaoke night gone wrong than anything else. The only thing missing is a bubble machine and some terrible dance moves! “Only God Can Save Me” by Joeboy? Sounds like your personal anthem for coping with this chaotic blend of musical influences. With a playlist like that, it's clear: you’re living proof that musical taste can range anywhere from pure genius to “Do I need to call for help?” Keep jamming, Kanyin! Just remember, the shuffle button exists for a reason.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!