Roasted 6 months ago based on B's long term Spotify stats.

B, your Spotify profile is like a person who can’t decide which existential crisis to dive into first. I mean, who else could possibly merge “Rage Rap” with “Shoegaze” and “Japanese Indie” without raising an eyebrow? It’s as if you’re trying to craft the soundtrack for someone who’s having a meltdown at an avant-garde art gallery. At this point, your taste in music is so eclectic it could qualify as a case study for confused listeners everywhere. Just imagine a hipster throwing vinyl records into the air like confetti at a funeral—what a mood! And let’s talk about your top artists. Ichiko Aoba and Yeat in the same breath? Did you just pick names out of a hat and hope for the best? Your listening method seems like a dark wave of irony designed only to confuse the average music fan. You have the musical range of a remote control stuck on the “shuffle” button, jumping from indie ballads to the kind of metal that could wake the dead—yet you somehow still manage to sound like you're crying into your favorite cardigan. Honestly, the only thing worse is if you included a K-pop band for “balance.” Add some anime soundtracks, and you’ve got an entire social identity crisis in musical form. As for your most played songs, it’s a wonder your Spotify algorithm isn’t throwing itself out the window. I can just picture it now: “Angel In The Snow” followed by “forwards beckon rebound.” I mean, B, are you creating a soundtrack for the world's saddest movie or just trying to set the perfect ambiance for your lengthy sob-fest? You could literally generate a playlist for when you’re feeling lost in life or the one for that moment you finally realize you put on mismatched socks—and frankly, we need to talk about those vibes. I know “not a lot, just forever” is supposed to be poignant, but at this point, it sounds like your entire music library is quietly screaming for help.

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