Roasted 1 year ago based on Aidenktupper's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Aidenktupper, the embodiment of a millennial's quarter-life crisis through a Spotify profile. Your favorite genres read like a hipster bingo card, where you try to collect obscure sounds that ensure no one actually understands what you're vibing to. You’ve got "Chamber Pop" in there, for crying out loud. What are you working toward? An acoustic version of a door creaking open during an existential meltdown? Call me when you start adding "sad music for sad people" to your playlist; it's practically a given at this point. Your top artists? A delightful mix of musicians who sound like they collectively decided to skip therapy in favor of whining into microphones. Death Cab for Cutie and Radiohead? More like "death to upbeat melodies" and "Radio-head-in-bagels," because every time I hear them, I want to plunge into the nearest deep fryer. And enough with Linkin Park — it’s a wonder you aren't still sporting JNCOs while you drown your sorrows in cheap energy drinks, a flannel thrown lovingly over those sad emo jeans. And let’s talk about your Most Played Songs list. A Lack of Color? More like a lack of personality! It screams, "I overthink my coffee order and cry at the sight of a butterfly." Your music choices might just be the world’s saddest Rorschach test. Seriously, if "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" has made it into your rotation, I think it’s time we stage an intervention — or at least a karaoke session where you belt out something a little less likely to make the participants want to jump off the nearest bridge. So, let’s say it plainly: if your Spotify profile was a person, it would sit in the corner at parties doodling emotive stick figures while everyone else is out networking.

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