Roasted 6 days ago based on lara's long term Spotify stats.

Lara, your music taste reads like a mixtape your uncle made while trying to recapture his glory days in the '90s, desperately clinging to beats that are older than some of your Spotify followers. Seriously, your love affair with hip hop is so intense, it’s like you’re on a quest to resurrect every forgotten artist who peaked before Instagram. I half-expect your playlists to come with a side of flat brim hats and oversized jeans—because we all know you're the only one still repping G-Funk like it’s 2023 and everyone’s still wearing Walkmans. And darling, I see those "Top Artists." Ice Cube and 50 Cent? How very original! At this point, you might as well add a "generic white girl" playlist featuring the same recycled beats from movies where the villain always gets to freestyle while the hero just awkwardly nods. You’ve given, like, six trophies to Mötley Crüe alone! You might as well appoint them as the patrons of your music shrine because no one else has a “most played” list that can compete with their relentless dominance. Are you sure you’re not texting past editions of yourself while you listen to “Kickstart My Heart”? Because that sounds like a one-way ticket to a midlife crisis. Let’s not even get started on your favorite songs, which are so random they seem like a montage of someone’s worst moments at karaoke night. “How Many Licks?” is your jam? Pray tell, did you think this was a discussion point for a thesis or an actual song? It’s like you wanted to collect nostalgic songs that were already one foot in the cringe grave. Lara, you’re stuck in a music time loop while the rest of us are just trying to escape to good taste. So here’s a tip: try to update your profile like you update your wardrobe—get rid of the outdated, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll avoid looking like a walking time capsule of hip hop regrets!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!