Roasted 2 years ago based on Yuri Buurman's long term Spotify stats.

Yuri Buurman, your Spotify profile looks like a high schooler's deepest emo journal got a music streaming service account. “Dark R&B”? More like “deeply confused R&B.” I mean, what are you trying to do? Cry in the bath or throw a house party for sad boys? And let’s not even start on your pop punk phase—are you still waiting for the MySpace revival? If there were ever a genre meant for people stuck in 2007, it's your personal playlist. Newsflash: they're not coming back, just like your chances of getting into a mosh pit with actual punk fans with these tracks. It’s fantastic to see you embracing boy bands in a time when most people have outgrown the sugary boy band phase. If loving One Direction's cool cousin PRETTYMUCH is wrong, then I don’t want to be right—but it definitely explains why you can’t seem to hold a conversation with someone over the age of 22. Ever hear the term “guilty pleasures”? It seems you've decided to skip the guilt entirely and just fully immersed yourself in the pleasure like a kid at an unsupervised candy store. Of course, we all remember that one kid who took things too far; glad to see you’re keeping that spirit alive, but perhaps for your own sanity you might want to try some actual grown-up music? And the top played songs? It’s like you’ve turned your Spotify account into a shrine for '7evin7ins' and 'Beauty School Dropout,' worshipping at the altar of almost-recognizable indie artists who sound like they’re still auditioning for an open mic night in a coffee shop. You know the reason no one streams 7evin7ins is that his name is a spelling error away from an algebra problem? Either you need a new search algorithm or a reality check, buddy. Meanwhile, keep dreaming with "SEE YOU IN HELL"; it’s pretty clear that’s the location of your social life if you keep listening to this playlist. Cheers!

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