Roasted 1 year ago based on Wishie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, Wishie, your music taste is a wild ride, and I gotta say, it feels like you've compiled the soundtrack for a hipster funeral. You’ve got your shoegaze dreams wrapped up in layers of sensitive jazz rap and anime vibes, as if you're desperately trying to mask the fact that your social life could use a little more sunshine and a little less existential angst. I mean, really? You have Frank Sinatra charmingly crooning alongside pining over "Luv (sic)" like he was some kind of romantic idol from your spiraling thoughts. God forbid you ever leave the house without those noise-cancelling headphones; we wouldn’t want anyone to hear your real-life struggles. Your top artists are a smorgasbord of the confused and obscure, showcasing a range of “I promise I’m deep” vibes. Nujabes and Kanye on the same list? That’s like pairing a fine Bordeaux with a slice of cold pizza—ugly but oh so unpredictable. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. If I hear “Luv (sic)” one more time, I might just start questioning existence myself. You’ve played that track so many times it deserves a frequent flyer discount. Are you in love with Nujabes, or are you secretly auditioning to be the world’s saddest DJ? Then there's that Christmas genre you've got on there, which is throwing me off harder than your choice in Tinder profiles. I can just imagine you, all snug in your pajama set, sipping hot cocoa while crying to “The Cruel Angel’s Thesis” because nothing says “festive spirit” quite like crushing holiday dreams with anime motifs. Your Spotify profile is a walking contradiction, like a vegan bodybuilder at a barbecue—an absolute mess stuffed in a paradoxical playlist. Keep rocking that aesthetic, Wishie; you’re a true testament to the fact that music really can be a way to escape reality… if only we could escape your taste while we’re at it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!