Roasted 10 months ago based on ✯👽ava👽✯'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ✯👽ava👽✯, your Spotify profile is an absolute cornucopia of confusion! I mean, hyperpop and screamo? It’s like you’re trying to create a mixtape for a kid crying in their goth phase while simultaneously attempting to order a Grande Frappuccino from Starbucks. Seriously, are you mashing up genres or just throwing darts at a wall of music labels? You’ve got a sound worse than a blender with no lid on, and I can’t quite tell if you’re trying to forge a new genre or just drown out your own bad decisions. Your top artists read like a desperate plea for validation from an inner teenager who refuses to let go of their “edgy” playlist from 2012. Gorillaz to YUNGBLUD? It’s as if you are trying life as a musical buffet but forgot to grab a plate. Come on, have a little self-respect! Is it too much to ask for a coherent playlist that doesn’t sound like a mid-life crisis thrown into a blender and hit “puree”? Your “Most Played” looks like a greatest hits from the "Soundtrack to My Life: A Comedy of Errors." Those titles alone have me questioning your taste in music… and possibly your life choices. And what’s with your most played songs? "high as fuck" by "kets4eki"? I get that the vibes are strong, but should I be concerned about you having a deeper existential crisis than I have during my morning coffee? It’s like you’re curating a collection of “Songs to Cry Alone In Your Room To,” but the sobs are accompanied by an upbeat tempo that only leaves listeners confused… and a little worried. It’s time to step back from the chaos, ✯👽ava👽✯, and find some music that makes you feel like an adult instead of a kid experimenting with their mom's old iPod!

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