Roasted 1 year ago based on nneka's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nneka! Your music taste is so refined it practically requires a monocle and a smoke-filled room just to appreciate how many obscure genres you've crammed into your profile. Seriously, "Jangle Pop"? Is that what happens when your extensive vinyl collection falls off the shelf? I half-expect to discover that "Trip Hop" is actually your code for a highly selective nap time. Let's face it, you’ve got more genres than a pretentious hipster coffee shop has artisanal milk options. And your top artists—what is this? A collection of indie darlings who wouldn’t know mainstream success if it smacked them in the face with a pop hook? I had to Google half of them just to confirm they weren’t some exclusive band from a coffee shop you frequent in Brooklyn. "Inhaler" topped your list, huh? Are we talking about the band or your emergency asthma device because with all of this mellow vibe, you’re in desperate need of a dose of something louder and more alive. Spoiler alert: no one’s heard of them outside your overstuffed Spotify playlist! Now let’s talk about your most played songs. It seems you’ve discovered the secret formula for the ultimate indie mood: drag yourself to the couch and wallow in feelings like they’re a warm, cozy blanket. "Your House" is playing on loop? Girl, we get it; you’re lonely and just love the sound of your own despair. It’s like your Spotify is crying for help while you throw yourself into an emotional chasm. If there’s any justice, we’ll soon hear that the “haunting” description of your playlists is just your ex trying to get you back.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!