Roasted 2 months ago based on ( ♪ ) Ruler of sua’s heart's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who we have here—*Ruler of Sua’s Heart*! Sounds impressive until you realize "sua" might be an imaginary friend who also wants to escape this cringe-fest of a profile. Your favorite genres read like the contents of a hipster's trash can after they got kicked out of a coffee shop for using too much soy milk. Seriously, who even listens to "Enka"? That's just sad karaoke for people who refuse to admit it's karaoke night. Your top artists resemble a scene from a hipster apocalypse movie where everyone is trying to out-obscure each other. Mitski? More like "Miss-key" because somehow you keep forgetting how to unlock any interesting music. If your idea of art is a sound collage of angst and high school heartbreaks, then I can assure you the adults are NOT okay. One look at your playlist and I can confidently conclude that you could use a dose of some good ol’ classic rock—if only to remind you what a real song sounds like. And let’s discuss those *most played songs*. They read like a lineup for the world's saddest concert, where every artist is bustling with emotions more than actual talent. What’s with the need for titles that sound like a group project of confused millennials? “Heart (VIVINOS - ALNST Sub : SUA Part.1)”? How about just calling it “Help Me Please”? You’re the kind of listener who’s preparing for a one-person pity party, and I can’t help but want to crash it, just to drop the mic and play a little “Living on a Prayer”—because someone needs to rescue you from this chaos.

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