Roasted 3 months ago based on Jake Laudermilk's long term Spotify stats.

Jake Laudermilk, huh? With a name like that, you sound like you’d either be a hipster barista pouring lattes infused with existential dread or a failed indie musician who's still trying to find their “sound” after four years in the same beanie. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a list of things people listen to when they want to sound more interesting than they actually are. “Experimental hip hop”? Please, the only thing experimental about your playlists is how far you go to avoid mainstream music. You're like a walking Spotify algorithm gone rogue and the only thing filtering through is pretentiousness. As for your top artists, it feels as though you're auditioning to be the poster child for maximum obscurity in music. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard? Sure, they’re great if you want to keep other people from crashing your exclusive listening party. But with a lineup like that, we're not bluffing when we say you probably have a secret collection of thrift store scarves and a bookshelf filled with books you pretend to have read. Not to mention your most played songs. “Nihilist Kite Flyer”? Sounds like a personal anthem for when you realize your life is more of a downward spiral than you care to admit. Let’s face it, you could headline a festival called "The Emotionally Confused and Astoundingly Niche." And the last time anyone remembered a song called "Vacuum," it was probably before everyone collectively decided they’d rather shove pineapples up their noses than listen to another one of your playlist recommendations. It’s time to own it, Jake. You’re the type who gets upset when the hip hop artist you love sells out to the mainstream, while simultaneously streaming music that sounds like a cat walking on a keyboard. With taste this questionable, it's no surprise you’re still wandering aimlessly trying to find a vibe that resonates—and failing miserably. Good luck with your existential crisis set to a soundtrack of obscure musical experiments!

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