Roasted 2 years ago based on 💜MH💜's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the human equivalent of a karaoke machine that only plays songs with mysterious Korean letters and heartbreak anthems. Your Spotify profile looks less like a reflection of personal taste and more like a shrine dedicated to V and BTS. I get it, you love K-pop, but did you forget there are other artists out there? Or are you just trying to convince us that your life is a constant musical set in the middle of a K-drama? Let’s talk about those “favorite genres.” You’ve got a list that reads like a menu at a trendy bubble tea shop where all the flavors are slightly embarrassing. "Permanent Wave"? Really? Sounds like the hairstyle only your mom would approve of. And the fact that ‘K-Pop Boy Group’ is a whole genre means you’ve officially run out of creativity. If listening to boy bands could be an Olympic sport, you’d be drowning in gold medals while simultaneously being the mascot for “poor life choices.” As for your top played songs and artists, you really put the "obsessive" in "obsessed." I’ve seen less dedication in a Taylor Swift fan. If I had a dollar for every time "V" showed up on your list, I’d be able to fund my own K-pop comeback. We get it, you love him, but maybe it’s time to diversify your playlists before I have to send you a "Help! My Spotify is stuck on a V loop!" intervention. So here’s a thought: try listening to a different artist once in a while—just don’t blame me when you realize life sounds like more than just one pitch-perfect voice.

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