Roasted 8 months ago based on BhVb's long term Spotify stats.

BhVb, you’re the musical equivalent of a buffet at a gas station – eclectic, questionable, and definitely not what anyone asked for. I mean, "Aussie Drill" and "Stutter House"? Did you slam your Spotify algorithm with a hammer and just pick whatever fell out? I'm half-expecting your next favorite genre to be "Underwater Polka" or "Crying in a Sink" with those wild choices. You claim to be a connoisseur of sounds, yet your playlists sound like a fever dream where a DJ went rogue during a yard sale. Look at your top artists! I've heard of emerging talents before, but BhVb, it seems your playlist is sponsored by “Who?” You’ve managed to collect a group of musicians so obscure that even Google is feeling stumped. It’s like you went to the local open mic night, tossed them all a few dollars for their Spotify links, and called it a day. Every time one of their songs plays, I picture you bumping it in your room, fully convinced you’re cool while the rest of us are just desperately pressing "next" like our lives depend on it. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "jumped in" by "Pozzy"? Sounds less like a chartbuster and more like the soundtrack to a clumsy fall down the stairs. "Prayer In C"? Were you actually praying for good taste or just trying to summon the ghost of a DJ who would put you out of your misery? I don’t know if you’re curating a playlist or auditioning for the role of "Most Likely to Be Alone at a Party," but I’d recommend hitting "shuffle" on your life choices instead.

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