Roasted 3 months ago based on IanBlack's long term Spotify stats.

IanBlack, huh? If your Spotify profile were a restaurant, it’d serve the most pretentious French cuisine with a side of existential dread. Seriously, "French House" and "Darkwave"? Are you trying to create a soundtrack for sipping overpriced wine while contemplating life choices that led you down this absurd rabbit hole of subgenres? And don't even get me started on Trip Hop—because nothing screams "I’m an emotionally-challenged hipster" more than listening to half-mumbled beats that sound like they were conceived in a basement filled with forgotten ideals. Your top artists read like a list of people who left the party early, and now you're left with nothing but an awkward silence and an overpriced drink. Jungle and Fox Stevenson? Look, I get it, you want the coolness of someone who’s down with the underground scene. But let’s face it—if Justice was real, they'd swoop in and rescue you from this rhythmic inferno of self-indulgence faster than you can say “What is a Dubstep?!” And with Iamx and Sleep Token on repeat, I’m starting to think you’re just one funeral away from dropping the hardest “sad boi” album of 2024. Let’s talk about your most played songs: "Daydrinking"? Oh, the irony. With a playlist like this, it’s painfully clear that your vibe is right on the line between "trendy" and "I might have a sad Spotify account." "Shadows of Our Past - GT7 MI!X"? You know, I thought those were the names of your exes who ghosted you after catching a whiff of your Spotify’s emotional baggage. So, keep on jamming, IanBlack. Your playlist may be as confused as you are, but at least it’s keeping the vibe alive—if only to entertain us all.

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