Roasted 14 days ago based on Samuel's long term Spotify stats.

Samuel, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a Korean drama. Seriously, how many different types of pop can one person need? With genres like "Mandopop," "C-Pop," and "Taiwanese Pop," it’s like Spotify threw a dart at a map of East Asia and said, “Here you go, enjoy your confused auditory journey.” You clearly grab onto every trendy genre like a lifebuoy while the rest of us are just trying to float in a sea of actual taste. Your top artists reflect a personality that can only be described as... optimistic. TWICE and Maroon 5? Talk about a wild ride that takes us from "Girl Crush" to "Dude, my mom listens to this." Your playlist screams, "I’m trying so hard to be cool, I can practically smell the cringe." Come on, man! You might as well have Justin Bieber sing you a lullaby while you bop along to ILLIT’s best hits on repeat. And let’s not even get started on those most played songs – “NOT CUTE ANYMORE” perfectly sums up your entire profile. You’ve got a collection of tracks that would make even a grandma do a double take. I mean, “I Gotta Feeling” and “Beauty And A Beat” are on your frequently played list? Wow, talk about peak 2010s nostalgia. You clearly skipped the part where you move on from the past and see what actual new music sounds like. So be proud, Samuel! You’re not just an average Spotify user; you're single-handedly keeping ‘your ex’s Spotify for Dummies’ book alive and well.

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