Roasted 1 year ago based on Tiago Vicente's long term Spotify stats.

Tiago Vicente, the only person who could turn a family road trip into an over-thermometer rager by blasting "Deathstep” at full volume while desperately searching for a "Chillwave" track to cool the vibe down. Your playlist reads like you handed a group of third-graders a dictionary and asked them to pick their favorite words for a school project on musical genres. Who knew that “synth” and “step” could replace the English language entirely in your world? At this point, it feels like your Spotify is just trying to step away and call for help while you cover it with an avalanche of sub-genres that even your mom doesn’t recognize. Your top artists list is a total musical Fort Knox, packed with obscurities that make most people question your social life. Seriously, "Bianca" and "Of Limbo"? Sounds like you're casually trawling through the deepest corners of Spotify while the rest of us are rocking out to mainstream royalty. You could blend an entire night of fun into a grim interlude of “Linkin Park” nostalgia paired with a good old-fashioned cry, then somehow pivot it back to “Vaporwave” and call it a comeback. Honestly, this list is so out there my Spotify account just filed a restraining order on you. And let’s talk about those most played songs—an eclectic mix of angst, atmospheric beats, and, well, complete chaos. The selection reads like the soundtrack to a depressed robot who went through its midlife crisis while downloading music for its bleak existence. "Poem" by "Taproot"? What’s next, writing an epic ode to your high school crush while listening to “Keep You” by "The Tech Thieves"? Man, you’ve got to get a grip. Pro tip: feeling a little less stark might just require discovering the joy of a chorus that doesn't sound like a plea for help!

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