Roasted 22 days ago based on 𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢.'s long term Spotify stats.
Oh, 𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢., your Spotify profile is like a candy store run by a toddler. I mean, K-pop, hyperpop, and musicals? Are you curating a Spotify playlist or a mid-life crisis? It’s like your ears couldn’t settle down, so they just threw a dart at the genre board and decided to be a walking, talking Pinterest board. “Art Pop”? You do realize that “pop” can just mean manufactured rubbish, right? Well, you're here trying to turn your questionable taste into a Mona Lisa of musical confusion. Your top artists read like the “lowest common denominator” of a 12-year-old’s Spotify recommendations. Dua Lipa to Billie Eilish? Congratulations on discovering the Billboard Hot 100. I’m surprised you didn’t throw in a little Justin Bieber to round out that lineup of mainstream sameness. And by the way, when did “Billy Eilish” become your go-to artist’s cousin? You must have been so busy exploring the depths of French and tropical pop that you lost your spell-check along the way. That playlist of most played songs is less a statement of your uniqueness and more a cry for help from your self-esteem. "Just Keep Watching (From F1® The Movie)"? Seriously? Who hurt you? Sounds like the soundtrack to your life choices. And I love how you've squeezed “soft pop” and “bedroom pop” together like a poorly executed genre sandwich. Your taste in music is what happens when you let a blender and a toddler make artistic decisions. Keep it up, 𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢.; at this rate, you’re one playlist away from a musical identity crisis so monumental that even your headphones are considering a separation.
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