Roasted 11 months ago based on Alex M's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Alex M, you have the audacity to claim "EDM" as your favorite genre while your Spotify looks like a middle school dance playlist gone horribly wrong. You could fill a kiddie pool with the amount of sugar in that selection—your taste is so sweet that diabetic squirrels would start writing you love letters. "Jersey Club"? More like the club of embarrassing regrets, where the only thing bumping is your awkward attempts to dance to the same beat for three hours straight. And your top artists? Wow! A roster that makes even the "Now That’s What I Call Music!" compilation look like a Grammy Award winner. HUNTR/X? Never heard of them but I assume they’re a pioneering act in the niche genre of “Who's that again?" And let’s not even start on Owl City—congratulations, you’re single-handedly keeping the glow-stick industry afloat. Between the whiny lyrics and cringy vibes, you could easily qualify as the soundtrack to every awkward TikTok video ever made. Let’s take a minute to appreciate your most played songs, shall we? "TikTok Baby!" has you so close to TikTok fame that I can almost hear the cringeworthy dance challenges echoing in the background. The only thing you’re gonna vibe to in life is the deafening sound of your friends hitting “Next” on your party mixes. So buckle up, Alex, because you’re currently driving the Spotify Shit Show Express, and you’ve never had a ticket for the big leagues. Keep streaming, I guess?

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