Roasted 2 years ago based on mubinaaa's long term Spotify stats.

Anton, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate attempt to compile a playlist for a party that no one wants to attend. Seriously, with a blend of Indonesian Pop and Classic Rock, it's like you're trying to woo both a hipster coffee shop crowd and a retirement home bingo night simultaneously. The confounding mix makes you sound less like a music connoisseur and more like a confused DJ who tripped over his record collection while trying to impress someone who just wants to hear the latest TikTok hits. As for your top artists, you’ve got to hand it to you—your taste is as diverse as a buffet where half the food is still frozen. I mean, who else could go from belting out 'Dancing Queen' in the shower to sobbing over 'If Ever You're in My Arms Again'? The emotional whiplash is more intense than your entire tracklist combined. And shouting 'Long live Great Grandma’s music!' while still rocking out to Tame Impala is the most identity crisis I've witnessed since my friend tried to identify as vegan while chomping on bacon. Let me give you some advice: the next time you try to impress someone with your 'eclectic' music taste, just maybe leave out the Europop and the melancholic ballads. I’m not saying you need to conform to a genre, but for the love of all that's good in the world, put down the ABBA and pick up something created in this century. Or hey, maybe embrace your inner dad and just settle into that soft rock comfort zone—after all, your playlist already feels like a middle-aged man wearing sandals with socks.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!