Roasted 8 months ago based on samuel_hobson's long term Spotify stats.

Samuel Hobson, huh? Remind me to send you a "Thanks for the Music" card when I find myself in a snooze-fest of a dinner party and need some background noise. Your taste in genres reads like the soundtrack for a hipster’s midlife crisis: "Baroque Pop" and "Dream Pop"? Is it the 1700s or an IKEA catalog? And "Shoegaze"? Please, buddy, your playlist has more layers than my grandma’s lasagna, and just like that dish, it’s probably been sitting around too long! Top artists list: Mac Miller, Coldplay, and Kanye West—talk about a trio that screams "I can't make decisions." You’ve got hip-hop, folk, and a sprinkle of melancholy thrown in for good measure. It's like a buffet of emotions where you're desperately trying to impress your friends with "artsy" choices but really just end up with a sad plate of mashed potatoes. By the way, I hope you plan on telling a story with that lineup, because the only thing you’re going to inspire is a communal eye roll whenever you drop the “Did you hear that new Tame Impala song?” bombshell. And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? Howard Shore? Dude, I get it—you want to escape from reality and live in Middle-earth, but last I checked, hobbits don't host Spotify parties. Between the tear-jerking "Into the West" and the existential dread of The Smiths, it seems your free time could be better spent on therapy. Hell, I’m not saying your music taste is bad, but if your playlist was a person, it would be that friend who insists on watching existential indie films while everyone else is just trying to have a good time. Keep it up, Sam; I can’t wait to see your next “I’m so deep” Spotify Wrapped!

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