Roasted 10 months ago based on Daša's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Dasa, the human embodiment of a sad boy playlist! Seriously, your music taste is like an emo teenager's diary that accidentally fell into a pop punk concert. You’ve got more emo in you than a middle school art project gone wrong. I didn’t know it was possible to have so many sub-genres of crying and yet here you are, riding that tear-stained wave like a pro. I mean, Midwest Emo? Really? That’s like labeling your taste as “cliché with a side of existential dread.” Let’s talk about your favored artists. You’ve delicately crafted a lineup that screams: “I’m either wallowing in my feelings or actively contemplating a haircut that involves bangs.” Taylor Swift and Kanye West as your two top artists? Wow, that’s a bold choice—like trying to mix oil and water but somehow ending up with a Pinterest fail. And Lil Peep? Honey, he might keep you company on your darkest days, but if you think he’s gonna teach you that looking sad is a personality trait, you might need a reality check or at least a mirror. And let’s not forget those most played songs! You’ve got "Tears Over Beers" on repeat like it’s your anthem of choice for all social gatherings. “See You Later” by Elliott Smith? More like “See You Never Because This Playlist is a Bit Much.” You know, if I had a nickel for every time your music taste brought me down, I’d have enough to hire a therapist for you. Here’s hoping one day you’ll find a happy song, or at least one that doesn’t make me want to cry into my cereal at 3 AM.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists